Jinkies
‘Well at least we agree on what type he likes. Although, I’m certainly the more brainy one,’ Velma said, a
finger touching her head for emphasis, ‘And the better dresser. I mean, at least I look the part,’ she added,
her hands running over the orange top holding back her breasts.
‘When you look like this, amazing, in case you did know and judging by that outfit, you didn’t. There’s
only so much you can do and at a certain point you just have to give up and accept the fact that you're
cursed with being stunningly beautiful. Besides, we all know every boy wanted to bang Daphne, so he’ll
get Velma light until Daphne takes him on a mystery he won’t ever forget.’
‘You’d be shocked what ‘we’ brainy girls know and more importantly can deliver,’ she retorted then grabbed her opponent by the shoulders, spun her about, and gave her a kick in the ass. ‘Apologies if that kick gives you a headache.’
‘You little twerp,’ came the reply as she spun about, seized the orange sleeve of her opposite, ripping it off from the shoulder.
‘I was going to let him do that! Take this!,’ she yelled, pulling the halter part in the middle, shoving it down her shoulders so it pinned her arms to her sides then delivering an all mighty slap across her face.
The reply came swiftly. Two claws sunk into either side of her ample breasts securing the fuzzy orange fabric then pulling and spinning the woman about tearing the fabric from her body, a kick to her ass returning the favour from before. ‘That was too easy, impossible to miss a target that big!’ she added to further the insult.
‘I suppose I should thank you for that, it will just make him fall for me quicker, if that was even possible. Once he sees what’s on offer from the right side of the menu, he’ll stop looking. You cannot possibly compete, hamburger has no chance against Filet Mignon.’
‘You’re more a take out, paper bag meal,’ the other side. One you have to rip to get open,’ she smiled then snatched a piece of her red skirt and pulled hard, a satisfying tearing noise filling the hallway as the torn garment when flying threw the air. ‘As I suspected, the meals already leaked, so much for firmness. I would send something like that back to the kitchen or the trash. Why settle for yesterday’s fish when you can have today’s catch.’
She had just finished her insult when her leg flashed out, but the other was more than ready for it. Catching it in mid flight she quickly turned the ankle over flipping the woman to the floor, then with both heads on her plaid skirt she yanked it down and off her legs.
‘As I suspected, once the covers off, you can see what kind of a skimpy meal you’re getting. He’ll have to go back for seconds even then you won’t be able to satisfy,’ she tossed back.
Both were heaving from the fight and the trash talking, but each still had something left, they stood there circling each other.
‘Ok, play times over, now I’m serious,’ one said and could see the other felt the same when they heard a door handle turn.
‘Thank you for that wonderful show. I just uploaded the entire catfight to my channel. It should bring in a tidy sum from sales. You two unfortunately will not be included in a share of the revenue. Oh yes, I planned the whole thing, even planting the suggestion that my boss was into Scooby Doo Cosplay, interesting you both chose Velma, no accounting for taste I suppose. You two miscreant Mystery Machine wannabe’s look exhausted and rather sparsely dressed, excellent on both counts, no concealed weapons and you're much easier to handle,’ she finished with a smile.
‘How do you figure that bitch, there’s two of us!’
That is a good point,’ the Admin acknowledged. ‘I have several counterpoints to that,’ she smiled, fingering her necklace then quickly flicking her fingers twice, embedding part of the shell decoration from it into each of their necks. ‘What, no counterpoint,’ she smiled as they fell unconscious to the floor.
***
‘You two seem to do everything in unison, dress, fight, remove clothes and now, wake up together so it only seems appropriate that I add to that by tying you up together, only back to back, since once you see each other it seems to bring out the worst in you. Well, as the saying goes, there’s good news, bad news and then more good news, but in this case, it’s good news for me, bad news for you, then me again. Your little catfight spat is selling very well, that’s the good news. Bad news is none of that money goes to you and last bit of good news, the sequel you're about to star in has the chance to do even better,’ the Admin explained all with a self satisfied smile on her face.
‘OUCH! What the…’ former orange topped Velma said before being cut off.
‘Language young lady, this is a place of work. I expect you to maintain office decorum at all times and as it stands, this is one of those times. I’ve just injected you with a drug that causes profuse sweating, bad enough, but of course, you know, it gets worse, for the both of you. The ropes I’ve tied you have been coated in a chemical that causes the fibres to contact when exposed to water. Since you two like to do everything in unison this seemed like the perfect end. Back to back, bound together, what one person feels you feel, that would seem only fair, don’t you think. Now, I suppose you could try and cooperate to escape, but given your intense, up to now, rivalry, I somehow don't see a sudden change on the horizon, do you/’
‘A woman, a beautiful capable woman such as yourself, must be in need of an assistant, you know, someone to carry out minor functions. I could be her, plus I have the added skill of being open, very open, to anything my superior wants or demands of me and I promise to always make you happy,’ blonde Velma said in a sext voice, her tongue curling on one side of her lips.
‘That and more, don’t listen to her, she couldn’t even make the effort to dress up properly. I go the extra mile and always will. Stay late, work weekends, fetch coffee. I’m willing to work as close to you as you want, so close you could think of me as your shadow or second skin,’ the other purred. ‘Once I remove these glasses, I’m more than meets the eye.’
‘I see the drug is beginning to work. What’s the matter dear, getting hot under the collar. That’s bad news for you and your doppelganger,’ the Admin smiled. ‘Maybe this will help speed things along,; the Admin added then kissed her slowly.
‘If you let me go I promise I can deliver that and better every time and anytime you want,’ she begged.
‘Yes, I will admit it was pleasant. How about you my dear. Yes, those ropes are beginning to bite a little,’ the Admin said, stepping around to see the other.
‘Very close to your erstwhile partner. You two really are attached at the hip,’ she smiled at the word play. ‘I have no need of superfluous staff, we run a lean and mean operation here, emphasis on the latter, so you two need to go and judging by the torrent of perspiration that wouldn’t be too long from now I can hear the ropes cinching you both. Do you have anything more you want to say before this conversation becomes just one way, those ropes around your neck look awfully tight.
‘Please, please, let me show..aaaauuuuggg!’
Together to the end. You two even said your last words at the same time. You know if this wasn’t goodbye my career advice to the both of you would have been to explore Siamese Knots since they require a high level of synchronisation,’ the admin smiled, as she watched the legs of the chairs rattle and bang the floor in a tap dance of death as the women’s bodies convulsed, their gyrations not surprising matching until and final staccato rattle, then stillness and a two slumping heads.
‘Together forever,’ the Admin smiled, turning off the lights as she left the storeroom.
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